Horrifying estate agent photos: Part 1

There’s bad estate agent pics, terrible estate agent pics… and then there’s these. Even the most silver-tongued Foxton’s suit would have trouble finding a buyer for. If you’re thinking of renting a property soon, here are a few howlers you should probably steer clear of.

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GREEN MARBLE
This is the sort of room a North London estate agent might try to sell to you as “rough luxe”. It does have a certain destitute artist vibe going on though.

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WASHING MACHINE OF DAMOCLES
Someone took Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth a bit too far. Check out these extreme measures to save water. However, many people might have a problem doing their business under a 100kg washing machine.

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VIENNESE BALL CHIC
There’s a place in this world for everyone, even those with a fetish for sticking creepy masks above their microwave. Unfortunately, most prospective tenants won’t have similar tastes. Best get rid.

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FARMYARD FRIENDS
It’s nice to know we live in a world where people install their pet pigs in luxury. It does make one wonder about the smell for future guests, though.

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ENSCONCED
It’s a good idea to check with your housemates when taking promotional pictures of the home, in case one of them is… using a room.

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FAMILY TAXIDERMY
Nana, is that you?

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“NEEDS TLC”
Credit to the estate agent for their brutal honesty. Let’s hope that’s just water.

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SUBLIMINAL DOG
The house looks nice enough, but one can’t help wondering if the family pet is trying to tell us something. 

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DOGGY STYLE
One man’s high art is another man’s… just, no.

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DEXTER’S GARAGE
It’s hard to know what’s more offensive, the gratuitous use of HDR or the gardener’s ruthless way of dealing with stray cats.

Some images courtesy Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos

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